1、 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个
2、 积极的人看到每一个忧患的机会，消极的人看到每一个忧患的机会。
3、 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。
4、 Love the neighbor. But donlsquo;t get caught.爱你的邻居，但不要让她的丈夫知道。
5、 One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。
6、 Money is not everything. Therelsquo;s Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
7、 The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8、 Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。
9、 Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。